I Pledge Allegiance To The
Way Cool Dudes That Founded
The Free State Of PIG
Because PIG Is The Place
That Gets In Your Face
Regardless Of
Gender, Orientation
Or Race
LIBERAL LIP-FLAP
Which Loudmouth Lefty Would
You Like To Grant Permanent, Irrevocable Residence on the International Space Station?
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Michael Moore*
Al Gore
Obama Zombies
Barney Frank
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*Due To Intergalactic Freight Costs, Tonage, Limited Food &
Oxygen Supply, Michael Moore
Counts As Two Votes.
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