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DECEMBER 2006
Beserkeley Strikes Again
Source: PIG’s Lunatic Lefty News Wire [12/19/06] With all of its major problems solved to their satisfaction, the hacks elected to torment the denizens of Beserkeley (Mexifornia) addressed one of the universe’s smallest "problems". Actually, affixing the "problem" label is premature, since, to date, nobody has found any major or minor deleterious effects of a new flavor of cutting edge science called "nanotechnology". When I call this goodie "small", it’s not the usual pagan scribbler hyperbole. According to the Contra Costa Times, "nano-size particles" can be "as small as one-millionth the width of the head of a pin". Nanotechnology is being used to develop new products and materials by tweaking structures at the atomic and molecular level. For reasons that make perfect sense in Beserkeley, that’s giving the city council heartburn. The new, unanimously approved edict "compels researchers and manufacturers to report what nanotechnology materials they are working with and how they are handling them". That’s all well and good, but there’s one pesky problem. The primary outfit gearing up for a run of nanotechnology research, Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, isn’t under the city hacks' thumb, since it’s governed by the Department of Energy. The lab’s brain trust gave lip service to "working with the city" but I wouldn’t wager the proverbial agricultural endeavor on their willing, eager, full cooperation. A resounding "Bite me, paranoid lefty scumbags" is much more likely. Gulag Ban’s Cookie Aroma The Gulag continues to amaze and amuse this pagan scribbler with its differently-rational antics. This particular journey into Korrectnik lunacy began when a Mexifornia cabal, the California Milk Processor Board, decided to tout their products at various bus stops in the Gulag with aromatic strips that emitted the spiffy aroma of chocolate chip cookies. Who could possible object to such a harmless marketing idea? The answer to that burning question came the first day the chocolate chip cookie scented ads were deployed:
A rational adult with the ad agency, Stephen Shinn (a V.P. with CBS Outdoor), pointed out that the scented strips do not constitute a threat to anybody since they contain no chemicals and are not a health risk to the public. Don’t hold your breath waiting for the Gulag’s chronic whiners to stand up and salute that. Why? "A lot of people are sensitive to (scents) and some people find it offensive," whines the Municipal Transportation Agency’s director, Peter Mezey. Banning the chocolate chip cookie aroma ads takes asinine to a whole new level. If "Whine, whine, whine" isn’t the Gulag’s motto, it damn sure should be. NOVEMBER 2006
Dog Food Settlement Scuttled in L.A. Source: PIG’s Fun Facts [11/30/06] The news from the City of Angels is mixed, this week. We’re guardedly optimistic after reading that race card wrangler, Tennie Pierce, hit another speed bump on the road to tax funded enrichment Wednesday. You should remember Tennie as the fireman who is trying to turn a firehouse prank into an $2.7 million dollar payday. His close encounter with an "Alpo" snack came after a rousing volleyball game when Tennie annoyed everyone with his relentless bellowing about "feeding the Big Dog" (Big Dog is a nickname that Tennie pinned on himself). I don’t know about you, but "feeding" the Big Dog some dog food with his spaghetti sounds like a joke to me. Only a race hustler like Tennie would try to turn it into something it’s not: a racist incident. We’re pleased to report that, finally, the L.A. City Council found enough spine to sustain the mayor’s veto of the $2.7 million dollar settlement. By a 9-6 margin, they ignored the blatant attempt by some City of Angels Ethnocrats to intimidate them into shelling out the taxpayers money to their homeboy, Tennie. The case now heads for trial where Tennie’s chances should be piss poor. "Should be". Let’s not forget that another L.A. jury - the infamous O. J. jury - stood justice on its ear by acquitting a double murderer. Will history repeat itself in another L.A. courtroom? Stay tuned PIGsters. Another Peace Pinhead Antic Peace Pinheads Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffel are convinced that world peace can be achieved with one massive, post-orgasmic sigh. Undaunted by the sheer irrationality of their notion, these Marin County (Mexifornia) meatheads are beavering away on a peacenik notion they call the "Global Orgasm for Peace". If, they opine, enough people around the world will try to achieve the "Big-O" at the same time on December 22, world peace could ensue in short order. The underlying notion opines that war is, essentially, a dude thing. It’s an outgrowth, they insist of the inherent "My tool is bigger than yours" crap that is so meaningful when a dude tries to impress a female into propagating the human species. War, these two insist, is the same concept at work: "My missile is bigger than your missile". The preferred weapon to counteract this male obsession with the size of various "tools" is, they insist, the orgasm:
The good news is that this notion is, on balance, no harm, no foul. That bad news is that you’ve got a snowball’s chance in Hell of talking that Hooters hottie into getting horizontal and squishy with you on December 22 for the greater glory of world peace. If you decided to try that one on some hottie, please pack a video camera to record the ensuing fun. Mexifornia Town Outlaws Smoking? Individual liberty is an alien concept in Belmont (Mexifornia) and for proof, you need look no farther than the city council which is poised to ban smoking everywhere, except in single detached family dwellings. Actually, if you listen to an aspiring tyrant named Dave Warden, even that "single family dwelling" exception is intolerable. Dave is a Belmont city councilman and he’s what happens when you give Marxist rat bastards unrestricted power:
Dave isn’t the only myopic Marxist mutant on the city council. Council bitch Coralin Feierbach wants to ban it outright, too: "I would just like to say ‘no smoking’ and see what happens". When these Marxist hacks painted their Smoke Nazi bull’s-eye on inalienable individual liberty, there wasn’t a single rational adult around to say "shut your goddamn pie holes, Gulag breath, this is still the United States of America and you can’t do that so back off". We’re sad to report that the rabble cheered the Belmont Central Committee’s plan to outlaw smoking. They cheered because this Draconian edict will be aimed at someone else’s rights. How will they feel when Dave Warden comes after them? And make no mistake Belmont rabble, he will come after you, too. It’s only a matter of time. More Pledge Angst in Mexifornia Located in the heart of Mexifornia’s notoriously conservative enclave - Orange County - the Orange Coast Community College is no stranger to differently-conservative student outbursts. This week, a student cabal - the student trustees - thrilled the socks off the VRWC when they banned the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance at their meetings. A Reuters piece shares these telling tidbits:
Bell said the ban largely came about because the trustees didn't want to publicly vow loyalty to the American government before their meetings. "Loyalty ought to be something the government earns through performance, not through reciting a pledge."...’ When asked about the furor, an OCC spokeswench shrugged it off: "If their personal belief is that they don't want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, the district certainly isn't going to dictate what they do." OCTOBER 2006
Show and Yell in Mexifornia Source: AP [10/20/06] A Mexifornia Superior Court Judge, Robert W. Armstrong, made a stop the presses ruling that should thrill the socks off certain female Mexifornians. The case involved a 14 year old boy who complained to mom when the 40 something woman who lived next door stripped off and showed the lad her "naughty bits". Since the lad ran inside to complain, it’s a safe bet that the booty being bared was less than stellar. Judge Armstrong studied the relevant law, then decreed that, although the woman had indeed flashed the lad, she didn’t break the law. He went on the explain that a man doing the same damn thing would be convicted, because the law only talks about someone who "exposes his person". For Judge Armstrong "his" is the relevant word. No woman could fit the specifics of this law, so the judge dismissed the indecent exposure charge. Prosecutors are making noises about appealing the case, basing their appeal on another section of state law that says "words used in the masculine gender include the feminine and the neuter". Will this ruling be overturned? Probably, in a rational world, but the term "rational" seems to exclude Mexifornia. Mexifornia Fun and Games Donkey Clan Whining Will Jay Leno allow his ratings to be nuked by inviting this terminally boring whiner on his show? We don’t know, but stranger things have happened. Sneaky School Board Antics As far as we can tell, the LAUSD made an excellent choice:
With stellar qualifications like that, this choice should be winning rave reviews from the mayor and the Marxist legicrats who want to see Mayor Reconquista win the Governor’s seat in 2010. Yeah, right. The mayor is livid and the legicrats who dream of a Governor Reconquista aren’t thrilled either. These quotes put this political food fight into perspective:
The professional Educrats put LAUSD in the crapper, so it makes no sense to let them keep control. PIG thinks that Admiral Brewer has the right stuff to make LAUSD’s sinking ship seaworthy again. He’s highly motivated, and best of all, Admiral Brewer doesn’t owe a damn thing to the relentlessly ambitious empty suit who lurks in the L.A. Mayor’s office. More Terminator Turmoil Mexifornia’s action hero governor painted an election cycle bull’s-eye on himself Thursday while he was thrilling the attendees at a Lotus Clan shindig in the City of Angels called "The Moon Festival". For reasons known only to Arnold, he laid this prose about assimilation on the audience:
If you think the usual Colonista suspects were giving the Terminator high-fives, guess again:
Is it just us, or did the Terminator just strike a nerve with these Colonista pinheads? We thought we’d spill our brewskie when we heard about the reaction of L.A.’s Colonista mayor. He ranted and raved against the Terminator then insisted that every border jumping scumbag is ready willing and eager to assimilate, especially when it comes to learning English. What a load! Last time we visited L.A., the boob tube and boom box dial was crammed to overflowing with Spanish lingo programming. Yeah, right, dude, they’re going assimilation bonkers in L.A., trying to force American citizens to become MEXICANS. So far, the Terminator isn’t backing down. Some cynical bright bulbs think that he’s shoring up his base for an October surprise. The smart money bets that Arnold’s rival in the governor’s race is thisclose to nailing the Terminator with some information or comments about Arnold’s views on immigration. In the 21st century, American politics has devolved into a game called "Gotcha". We deserve better, but it’s highly unlikely that we’ll see any improvement in the foreseeable future. SEPTEMBER 2006
Outrage In The Hood Source: PIG’s Golden Oinks 2006 [09/29/06] A notorious City of Angels whiner named Najee Ali has another wild hair lodged in his "activist" butt. It's called "Cocaine" but it's not what you think because this "Cocaine" is ingested as a liquid, not a powder. That's right weird product name fans, some capitialist bright bulb whipped together a new energy drink - buckets of sugar laced with tons of caffeine - and decided to thrill every-damn-body by naming it "Cocaine". Needless to say, Najee is far from amused:
PIG suspects that "Cocaine" is headed for record sales. Why? The groups determined to eradicate it are doing just the opposite, making it a must have for every rebellious teenager from sea to shining sea. So far, in addition to Najee and his merry band of whiners, Redux Beverages has managed to register on the radar at the National Action Network, Community Coalition and Latino and African-American Leadership Alliance. Other anti-drug zealots worry that "Cocaine" will make "THE CHILDREN" try the real thing, or get hooked on caffeine. PIG thinks it's time for Najee and all the rest of them to grow a pair, get over it and stop giving "Cocaine" all this free publicity. An Enriching Gulag Hack Scheme The Gulag hacks are hoping the city’s denizens are too distracted by the items at the top of the November 7th ballot to pay attention to a gem they call Charter Amendment C. In theory, this measure sounds simple enough: bring the salary for the city’s top 7 officials into line with comparable hack salaries in 5 other Bay Area counties. If passed, it would require that the pay rate for these 7 hacks would be "re-evaluated" every 5 years to make sure that they are "keeping pace" with officials from those 5 benchmark areas. If this gem slips under the radar and gets approved it’s going to be very lucrative for these top 7 hacks. Mayor Gavin Newsom would get a whopping $44,000 a year pay raise. Sheriff Michael Hennessey would loot the taxpayer for an additional $55,000 a year, but he won’t be the only one getting this heavy duty increase. Similar raises would go to the district attorney, city attorney, public defender and assessor. If you’re wondering how the rest of the city’s tax-funded employees are doing, wonder no more. According to this Chronicle piece, ‘salaries and benefits for San Francisco’s 27,000 workers jumped 15 percent this year’ ($381 million dollars total). Normally, we’d be in a table-pounding furor over this blatant attempt to loot the taxpayer, but since this is the Gulag, we’re feeling annoyingly smug about the wound these lefties are imposing on themselves. That’s right, PIGsters, we’re going to say it again. These left coast loonies made this hell, it’s beyond fair that they burn in it. Gulag Mulling New Pot Law In a city populated by lefties who would, quite likely, favor summary execution for tobacco smokers who light up in a public place, the city hacks are mulling new ways to make pot smokers feel very damn welcome in the city by the bay. A new law would do several things to make pot smokers feel welcome:
The bottom line on this proposed ordinance is the fact that serious crime in the Gulag is up and the city’s central committee thinks the cops should be making that their top priority and leave pot smokers alone. The Daring Pot Caper As marijuana farming enterprises go, this one was huge. Tucked away in a rugged section of Marin County (Mexifornia), the growing operation featured no less than 6 camps, each of which served one or more pot patches. The best guess is that this growing operation has been in business for 3 or 4 years, perhaps longer. This Marin County fishwrap serves up these details:
Narrowly missing the ‘farmers’, the authorities cut down and bundled 20,000 pot plants. Since the nearest road is a 90 minute hike away, the authorities left guards at the location until they could bring in a chopper to cart out the evil weed. The guards did their job, for the most part, but there were some unexpected overnight losses. What losses? During the night person or persons unknown, eluded the guards and walked off with at least 1,200 of the bundled pot plants. AUGUST 2006
Sikhs Square off With Cross Cultists Source: Contra Costa Times [08/29/06] A Contra Costa County (Mexifornia) Toll Booth thrilled the local Sikh population spitless with a pamphlet that paints a "you’re gonna burn, sinner" bull’s-eye on the Sikhs. The Cross Cult prose quoted in the fishwrap item is so nifty we’re compelled to share it:
As fun as this prose is, it gets better. The Cross Cultists were passing out this "repent Sikh sinner" prose at something called a Sikh Spiritual Peace March. If you can’t predict that Sikh turbans are in a mega twist over this, you’re not paying attention. "Objectionable" is the nicest thing they said about a message that Pastor Brandenburg deemed a dose of "tough love" to these tragically misguided Sikh true believers. Our PIGish instincts predict that this Sikh vs Cross Cult turban twister is just getting started. If anything terminally fun happens we’ll serve up all the tasty tidbits. Booty Wrangler Protest in the Gulag The confrontation shapes up as a titanic struggle that pits the Gulag’s exotic dancers against the humorless NO NADS in the Commission on the Status of Women. The bone of contention involves the private viewing rooms that deep pocketed booty afficionados can rent to get a private show from the exotic dancer of their choice. The transaction is a lucrative one for the dancers and a thrill a minute for the paying customer. All things considered it should be "no harm, no foul". The problem, according to the NO NADs involves certain paying customers who get carried away and try to sexually assault an unwilling dancer. The answer, according to the NO NADs, is to abolish the private viewing rooms. The answer, according to the exotic dancers, is for the city and its Korrectnik bureaucrats to butt the hell out, because those private rooms represent a large portion of their income. Sexual assault is no joke, but it’s a matter that must be handled by the judicial system, not some Korrectness-addled bureaucrat. If the club won’t provide suitable protection for its employees, the dancers will leave and the club will be swimming in red ink. It would be nice if once, just once, the Gulag let the marketplace handle these things, but we’re not going to hold our breath waiting for that dose of sanity. Banning Border Jumpers In Escondido "Our charge is to provide for the health and safety of the residents of Escondido. Is it wrong then to ask them to be here legally?" (Escondido councilman Ed Gallo) After a rousing debate, the Escondido (Mexifornia) city council voted 3-2 to draw up ordinances that would nail individuals or businesses that provide housing or jobs to border jumping scumbag invaders. The ordinance would prohibit landlords from renting to border jumpers and would revoke business license for firms that hire border jumpers. The ordinance also makes English the city’s official language. If you think this sounds damn familiar, join the club. In fact, this AP item states that "the law was inspired by a similar measure passed last month in Hazelton, Pennsylvania". Will the usual Colonista coddling suspects go postal over this Escondido ordinance? You better damn believe it, secure our damn borders Sparky. Mexifornia Legicrap Daily Double Another Nanny State Intrusion Mexifornia denizens must be thrilled to learn that their state's big issues have all been resolved, giving their elected tormentors time to play with this kind of bovine excrement. State Senate Gets One Right? Another Hack Steps In It We hear that L.A.'s dynamic afternoon drive duo - KFI's John & Ken - are at it again. Last May, when all the border jumping scumbags were rampaging in the City of Angels' streets, L.A.'s colonista mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, spewed drivel to his Sombrero Stomping home boys and girls about "We clean your toilets". Taking the idea and running with it, John & Ken flooded the mayor's office with toilet brushes. He was, to say the least, very unamused when he was deluged by thousands of toilet brushes. Fast forward to the present and they're painting a talk radio bull's-eye on Mexifornia State Senator Don Perata who is begging for a John & Ken reality check. During a press briefing Donny boy stuck his foot in it with this prose: "Immigration is a red meat issue. You’ve got all these crackers down in San Diego taking on the governor. Even the governor was shocked. Those aren't the people I represent. But there is no point in getting into a pitched, vocal battle with these people. ... If you start getting engaged with these people, you get tar all over yourself." That easily, Don double dog dared John & Ken to flood his office with - you guessed it - crackers. you'd think that these elected tormentor pinheads would learn their lesson and stay away from product-related terminology. If you want to send this Mexifornia pinhead some crackers or just want to drop a word bomb in his mailbox, all you need to do is link to - http://www.johnandkenshow.com/ - for all the spiffy 'here's how to give Donny boy a reality check' details. JULY 2006
Another Gulag Brain-Fart Source: S. F. Chronicle [07/29/06] Korrectnik panties wadded up big damn time, late last year, after the Oakland Diocese of the Roman Catholic Church posted some "Roe vs Wade sucks" ads on the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) system. The usual group of whiners kicked up such a major fuss over them that the suits running BART surrendered to their caterwauling this week with new restrictions on advertising. The mantra is straight from the Korrectnik playbook "To maintain a safe and welcoming environment for all BART passengers". If you need a translation for that, we're all over it. BART's suits surrendered to the Korrectnik notion that the Gulag's left horde has the inherent "right" not to be offended. According to this S. F. Chronicle whine, banned advertising topics include:
As fun as this is, this Korrectnik gem gets better. How? While BART is thisclose to imposing these "don't you dare set off the local Korrectniks" ad restrictions, the sales department at BART is trying to expand its advertising base. That's not going to be an easy task since it's a well-documented fact that capitalism itself, in all its diverse forms, gives Gulag pinheads a boo-boo. Gulag Does What Comes Naturally With housing prices in nose bleed territory, the Gulag's hacks decided to make it easier for their "down and out" constituents to bag a home in this lefty-infested enclave. Blissfully ignoring marketplace forces, the Board of Supervisors is running a 'affordable housing' edict up the flagpole. When it passes - a slam dunk - developers will be required to build "below market" housing in, or within spitting distance of, their development.
Once the fee for this "you build the damn things anywhere you can find room" is set, a developer's decision is reduced to simple mathematics. Will the buyers be thrilled spitless over paying for a home that's in the same hood with some "below market value housing", or will they be willing to pay a tad more for a new home and know that those "other people" are living a safe distance away? Unless the fee is Draconian, the choice is an easy one, because paying a fee liberates a developer from a ton of affordable housing red ink. Colonista Whiners Boycott Disney A Colonista group called Mexica Movment is, according to its own web site "More radical that you can image". Radical or not, they're living in the "English-free" zip code of the Twilight Zone. As fun as they sound, they didn't manage to register on PIG's vaunted Wingnut Radar system until they called Paul Harvey one of the "top racist Nazis in this campaign against our people" because Paul is "promoting racist hate against our people and [is] promoting an atmosphere of fear in our communities" (WND). The other dastardly racist in Mexica Movement's axis of Nazi racism is an L.A. based radio host named Doug McIntyre. He's the L.A. boom box host who is spearheading the battle to expose the tax dollar funded insanity at an L.A. Charter School. The charter school - Academia Semillas del Pueblo - is run by a "get off our ancestral land" pinhead named Marco Aguilar, a dude who is a reeking load of Colonista crap. Outraged over these boom box reality checks, Mexia Movement is launching a boycott of Disney, the company that owns the network on which McIntyre and Harvey appear: ABC radio. These whiners spout this drivel about their boycott:
Call us names if you must, but PIG is ready, willing and able to give heartfelt props to anyone who riles up Colonista clowns like Mexia Movement. Bringing the Gavel Down on Cellidiocy U.S. District Judge William Shubb went postal recently, after a cellidiot's phone started ringing during the sentencing phase of a trial he was adjudicating. The cell blight went off at the worst possible time: while the judge was embroiled in the middle of a dicey legal argument. For all the thrilling details of the judge's heroic response to this interruption, we'll let the Sacramento News & Review do the heavy lifting:
Eventually, Judge Shubb apologized, sort of, but not really: "I'm sorry that had to happen. I wanted to make my point more strongly than I previously had done. I regret that I had to take such severe measures." That sounds to us like a non-negotiable "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do." PIG gives props to Judge Shubb for striking a valiant blow against cellidiocy. JUNE 2006
Mexifornia Fun and Games Source: PIG News Wire [06/28/06] Gulag (San Francisco) This is hypocrisy on a massive scale, coming as it does from the same elected tormentors who turn a blind eye to the fact that the city's homeless horde has turned the city's streets into an open cess pool. If the San Francisco Board of Supervisors is that determined to clean up the city, stopping the homeless horde from using the city streets as a toilet is a perfect place to start. Concorde
One councilman, Mark Peterson, pointed out that keeping the price of some units artificially low will force up the price for the other new condo units. That could, he worries, make the full price condos too expensive for the people most likely to buy them. PIG eagerly awaits the unavoidable marketplace reality check headed Concorde's way. Berkeley Mexifornia News Roundup San Francisco Unwilling to let such petty nuisances as the Second Amendment and prevailing Mexifornia law spoil the fun, Gulag officials decided to take this case higher up the judicial food chain. Los Angeles
By any meaningful measure this charter school is an abject failure. Its umbilical to the taxpayer funded educrap coffers should be severed, ASAP. Another Mexifornia Smoke Nazi Adventure In a 3-2 vote, the Dublin (Mexifornia) city council borrowed a page from the Calabasas Smoke Nazi playbook by giving Dublin citizens vigilante like powers when it comes to hounding uncooperative smokers. Rolling out the red carpet for the town's hypersensitive Smoke Nazi's, the city council made taking the smoker to small claims court, much, much easier. This means that any smoker in Dublin is dead meat the instant their Smoke Nazi neighbor imagines the he, she, heshe or it can smell your cigar, cigarette or pipe. One of the lonely voices of reason in this Mexifornia Gulag is City Councilman George Zika, a dude who, quite rightly, asks where this green light for whiners ends:
If you're a smoker who lives or visits Dublin, Mexifornia, be advised that this town's whiners are on a city-sanctioned rampage that can, and will, threaten your inalienable individual liberty. City of Angels Daily Double "Mansionization in the Political Hack Bull's-Eye" PIG News dares to look beyond the obvious and ask the pertinent questions. Given the well-documented fact that up to 50 differently-legal "immigrants" will live in a single 1,200 square foot abode, isn't mansionization a viable solution? By mansionizing the abode to a spiffy 6,000 square feet, L.A.'s Colonista mayor could shoe horn half the population of Guadalajara into a single suburban L.A. dwelling. It's time, pardon the expression, for Mayor Reconquista to "think outside the box". L.A.'s Film Permit Angst MAY 2006
MeChA Maniacs Impound Student Fishwrap Source: World Net Daily [05/28/06] From our can't win for losing desk, we bring you this action-packed report from the front lines of the Colonista assault on Mexifornia. Normally, when you see a headline about MeChA Maniacs stealing the entire run of a college fishwrap your first question is - and ought to be - what did the fishwrap say about Colonistas and/or MeChA that made these recoquistas go postal. As reasonable as that question is, the answer in this case is "nothing" and therein lies the problem. The fishwrap flap started when some alert students at Pasadena City College (Southern MeChAfornia) noticed that all the copies of the Campus Courier were missing. The drama ramped up when a student reported someone grabbing an entire stack of the student fishwrap. The mystery reached critical mass when someone dropped off 2,000 shredded copies of the Courier in plastic bags. The note that accompanied the bags read:
Proving how utterly detached from reality these "get off our land, Gringo pigs" pinheads are, Professor James Aragon - one of MeChA's faculty advisors - insists that it's much too soon to blame MeChA for the fishwrap theft. Since he has no personal knowledge of any MeChA Maniac's involvement, blaming them is a dastardly plot to malign them. Somebody needs to increase the voltage on Jimmy's shock treatments, stat. MeChA's guilt is as simple as "THEY SIGNED THE GODDAMN NOTE" butt head. Don't make us come over there. Mexifornia High School Exit Exams Update In a 4-3 decision, Mexifornia's Supreme Court, narrowly, restored the results of the state's high school exit exam, putting the graduation of 46,768 high school seniors in jeopardy. The ruling sets aside a lower court decision that suspended the a state educrap requirement that made passing the exit exam a graduation prerequisite. Arturo Gonzales, a Gulag shyster who ran this notion up the legal system flagpole on behalf of his Colonista clients was, as expected, far from thrilled spitless. Vowing to take the matter to the 9th Circus Court of Appeals, he whined:
Yeah, right dude, your "passed every required course" clients can't cope with 10th grade English and 8th grade math. Maybe if your Colonista clients spoke ENGLISH, they'd wouldn't be in this fix. Update: Mexifornia's Legicrats Get One Right? In a rare moment of unanimity, the perpetually feuding members of Mexifornia's Assembly set aside their squabbling to pass a bill that extends First Amendment protections to college journalists. The vote - one that might never happen again - was 76-0, a tally that has us thisclose to checking the Sacramento drinking water supply for banned substances. The bill was prompted by a 7th U.S. Court of Appeals decision that gave Ivory Tower administrators a green light to "review college student articles before publication". The bill, AB2581 does contain some prose that allows Ivory Tower administrators to discipline students who publish "hate speech" and that's not the best news we've heard all day. But, we're willing to take the glass half full view and welcome what appears to be a unanimous vote in favor of journalistic freedom at Mexifornia's colleges and universities. We'll keep and eye on this one and provide updates, if/when something fun transpires. Mexifornia News Briefs Sacramento We're not shocked that this legicrat dweeb is blatantly shoving his Nanny State nose where it doesn't belong. We're hardly stunned that he's spouting the usual drivel about "public safety" as an excuse to expand Nanny State power. But, he deserves to be booted out of office, right damn now, for daring to think that anyone in their right mind would consider Twerpy Tommy Cruise a role model. Hercules
Despite the fact that the new Wal-Mart proposal conforms to the city's existing development plans for the site, these Hercules' hacks are far from thrilled spitless. Their object seems to boil down to "Yes, that's what we planned, but it's WAL-MART." Proving how deranged these Bay Area lefties are, the city is now planning to steal the property from Wal-Mart using - you guessed it - eminent domain. PIG News will keep an eye on this looming, titanic battle and bring you all the spiffy details. APRIL 2006
Mexifornia In the NewsSource: PIG News Wire [04/26/06] More Gulag Games Presidential Election Fun and Games Curiously, this isn't the first time Mexifornia tried to increase it's presidential candidate selection profile:
Will history repeat itself with another Mexifornia primary belly-flop? You better believe it, Left Coast Sparky. Mexifornia Legicrats Support May 1st Boycott Mexifornia Court Gets One Right A female assistant whose job involved sitting in on the writers brainstorming session for "Friends" only lasted 4 months on the job before the producers cut her loose in 1999. Unwilling to accept that as the final answer on her career in show business, she went lawsuit bonkers and charged the show with sexual harassment due to the sexually-explicit conversations that transpired between the show's three male writers during their creative confabs. "I was sexually harassed" Amaani Lyle whined. This week the Mexifornia's Supreme Court ruled on the case and as ruling goes it was a show stopper:
Mark this one as an entirely too rare win for rational adults in a Mexifornia courtroom. It's "go figure" time in the top secret PIG bunker. The Fix Is In Believe it or not, the city of Vernon (Mexifornia) hasn't staged a municipal election in 25 years. This isn't as improbable as it seems, since Vernon only has 86 residents, most of whom are city employees, relatives of city employees or elected officials. The fix, as they say, is in, but that might change if 3 new Vernon denizens get their way. The fun started with the three newcomers set up residence in a commercial building then filed papers to challenge three of Vernon's incumbent elected tormentors. Things heated up when Vernon officials declared the commercial building "unsafe" then rescinded the newcomers voter registration. Determined to seal the deal, city hacks tried to cancel the election. The three newcomers struck back with a lawsuit that seeks to disqualify most of the city's denizens whom they insist work for the city or are relatives of city employees. Thanks to a ruling by a Superior Court judge the election and the newcomers' residence were restored and the election proceeded. The chads were punched last Tuesday, but the city officials refuse to count the votes until the on-going litigation is settled. More Mexifornia Korrectness As blatant about her GLAAD BAAGism as she is about her Marxism, Mexifornia State Senator Sheila Kuehl is determined to indoctrinate the state's government cess-school inmates with her GLAAD BAAGism. When it's enacted - and that's a slam dunk - SB 1437 would force the state's cess-schools to teach "the positive historical impact of homosexuals in America". That means, among other things, that the text books adopted by the state, must pass some, as yet unspecified, hurdle that proves the tomes venerate GLAAD BAAGism as the greatest thing since sliced bread. Only a militant, myopic Marxist like Kuehl sees nothing wrong about imposing her own GLAAD BAAG agenda on the state's cess-schools. She sees nothing wrong with willfully diluting meaningful education with this GLAAD BAAG tripe. And how, you ask, did this unabashed Marxist become a State Senator? Senator Sheila Kuehl is what happens when you let legicrats draw their own districts. Senator Kuehl is what you get when you let the inmates run the asylum. Mexifornia's Newest Educrap Stinkers Mexifornia's Marxist legicrats are up to their old tricks, and this time it's a corker. It's called SB1437 and will, when it's enacted, compel the far from "golden" state's government cess-schools to "teach students in all grades about the contributions homosexuals, bisexuals and transsexuals have made to society' (Times). To further this GLAAD BAAG venerating agenda, the bill requires that the state buy text books which "accurately" showcase "the sexual diversity of our society". Since this bill only needs a simple majority to pass through the state legislature, it's considered a slam dunk for approval. That would leave its fate in the governor's steroid-enhanced hands, a fact that's far from comforting to the usual Culture War suspects. A second dose of fetid legicrap, AB 606, aids and abets the same GLAAD BAAG agenda:
Mexifornia's Marxist legicrats would do better to pay more attention to the well-documented fact that the state's educrap system is a complete and utter failure. The state's cess-school system will continue to linger at the bottom of the educrap heap, as long as these Marxist asshats replace the venerable three-R's with this Korrectness on steroids. Is there anything short of a tactical nuclear strike on Sacramento while the legislature is in session that will cure what ails Mexifornia schools? Perhaps, but, we're tired of half measures. Nuke 'em until they glow. MARCH 2006
Mexifornia News Briefs Source: PIG News Wire [03/29] Meathead Takes a Hint For now, Meathead will try to find something big enough - the planet Jupiter might work - to give him cover while he tries to give Mexifornia another royal shafting, with his new Educrap scheme, Prop 82. Call us names if you must, but we smell another taxpayer funded commission chairmanship in Meathead's future, after the November elections. More Gulag Games Mexifornia In The News Sacramento Assuming the unwary fishwrap reader chills out enough to focus, he, she, heshe or it will discover that the governor didn't pluck this murderer out of his cell and tell him to "Go forth and do what comes naturally, punk". What happened is this. A year ago, when James Tramel came up for parole, the governor exercised his powers and rejected the parole board's decision to parole this "thrill killer". This time out, after the parole board once again recommended parole, the governor didn't review the case, so, by default, James Tramel is turned loose on law abiding citizens. The usual suspects insist that Tramel is a changed man, since he signed on with Old Ka-Boom as an Episcopal priest during his graybar hotel stint. I don't care if Tramel turned water into Coors and transformed a stale pizza crust into enough pipping hot pizza to feed the entire PIG readership, he's still a killer. His victim is still dead, a crime for which Tramel's partner in murder is still locked inside a graybar hotel. If Tramel has "found the lord", we'll try to be thrilled for him, but he should toil for Old Ka-Boom behind bars where he damn sure belongs. The bottom line here is this: Arnold didn't pardon this thrill killer. Mexifornia's parole board - egged on by a funny collared scumbag named Rev. Richard Helmer - perpetrated this outrage. Hercules This week, the story inched forward when the Hercules City Council authorized the City Manager to make an offer to buy Wal-Mart's 17-acre beachhead in Hercules. Wal-Mart's designated spokesdolt, Kevin Loscotoff, issued a virtual "Bite me" when he insisted that Wal-Mart still intends to "serve" their Hercules customers by building a store on their Hercules property. PIG News is smelling an eminent domain drama in the making, how about you? Playing Fast And Loose With Mexifornia's Tax Dollars In 1998, Rob "Meathead" Reiner scammed Mexifornia voters into ripping off the state's smokers with a 50 cents a pack tax that would - he promised - fund childhood Edcrap programs. As a result, the no longer Golden State set up the "First 5 California Children and Families Commission" then appointed the Meathead as its chairpunk. Since Meathead's state cabal controls 20% of the take from his smokes tax scam, this liberal scumbag has a lot of money to squander on his pet projects. As fun as this sounds, it gets better because Meathead is running another voter initiative up the ballot proposition flagpole. The new initiative would plunder more taxpayer pockets but this time out his Proposition 82 would loot the state's richest denizens to fund universal preschool for all Mexifornia denizens. Determined to put his Proposition 82 on the state ballot, Meathead used his First 5 commission's funds to promote his new initiative. If you're thinking that sounds illegal, give yourself a cookie:
Feeling the heat Meathead "took a leave of absence" from his First 5 chairmanship, a very bold new concept since his term as chairman expired in 2004. The only reason he still has the job is the sad fact that Mexifornia's Girlieman Governor hasn't got the nads to replace Meathead. Meathead swears that he didn't do anything wrong. It's just a happy accident that he used First 5 funds for an advertising blitz that promotes preschool at the very time he's trying to get signatures for his universal preschool initiative. What a load of crap. Update
Meathead might look, fat, ugly and stupid, but he still has numerous gullible friends in high places. PIG News predicts that he'll elude the retribution he so richly deserves...again. Santa Cruz Rolls Out Red Carpet For Colonistas Lefty-infested Santa Cruz (Mexifornia) rolled out a "Colonistas Welcome" red carpet that will soon have this picturesque seaside town crammed to overflowing with day laboring border jumping scumbags. The latest "Welcome" mat involves a hot line - in Spanish, of course, because these border jumping scumbag invader bastards flatly refuse to learn English - that invites day laboring invaders to whine about the way their employer for the day treated them. If the employer stiffs some border jumper by not paying, or paying less than agreed, the Santa Cruz cops vow to investigate and punish the employer. Best of all, the border jumper whiner will be protected by the hot line's "I promise not to ask if you're a border jumping invader, so please to don't tell me" rules of engagement. That sound you hear is a Colonista tidal wave headed for Santa Cruz. File this under "be careful what you ask for, because you might get it" in your PIG News archives. FEBRUARY 2006
Gulag Gun Ban Delayed Source: San Francisco Chronicle [02/28] The Gulag's (PIG-speak for San Francisco and shame on you for not knowing it) frontal assault on the Second Amendment hit a speed bump this week. The judge hearing the NRA's lawsuit to derail the Gulag's ban on owning or selling handguns in San Francisco will be delayed, until at least June 19, to give the judge time to assess the NRA's challenge.
Under this Gulag lunacy, city denizens would be outlawed from owning a handgun, but that visiting, out of town, handgun packing desperado is street legal. However, if this armed visitor runs out of ammo, he, she, heshe or it would be forced to replenish those bullets outside the Gulag's city limits. As much as we admire the NRA for their determination to protect an individual's right to "keep and bear arms", we're just a tad disappointed that these Bay Area lefties weren't allowed to "reap what they sowed". Los Altos Bans Frivolous Proclamations Tired of the endless politically correct wrangling over the annual "Gay Pride Day" proclamation, the Los Altos (Mexifornia) city council decided to ban all proclamations relating to sexual orientation. Tired of the endless drama, the city council imposed new, unambiguous proclamation guidelines:
Contrary to popular myth, there are a few thick-skinned rational adults living on the Left Coast. Color us more than a tad surprised that a few of them are elected to the city council. It's "go figure" time in the top secret PIG News bunker. When Is a Gas Tax Not a Gas Tax? According to the News Nitwits, Mexifornia's action hero governor wants to impose a new tax on oil, to help fight global warming. The tree hugger spin here involves that usual pipe dream about "using the money to develop alternative energy sources". Yeah, right, as if we haven't heard that one a million times already. As fun as this is, it gets better. Sensing that a nasty, table pounding voter backlash was forming on the distant political horizon, the action hero dispatched a spokeswench to quickly assure potential chad punchers that the governor is not going to impose a new gas tax. Swell, until you parse those hackette words. Will there be a new tax imposed? Yup. Will it be added to the existing gas tax? Nope. They'll probably add the tax at the refinery level then let the oil companies take the heat when they pass along this added cost to the consumer. Bottom line, it will make gas prices go up, so, no matter where it's assessed, it's a goddamn gas tax increase. Nice try, Arnold, but we're not that stupid. Nanny State Lunacy On The Left Coast Oakland (Mexifornia) City Council These Oakland hacks can spout drivel about "paying for clean streets" until the bovines come home, but we're not that simple. This smells like another excuse to plunder deep capitalist pockets to balance their red ink-drenched books. If they really wanted to address the litter problem, they'd take steps to catch and punish the litterbugs who flunked trashcan 101. Mexifornia's Department of Toxic Substances Control This smells like a classic Nanny State "gotcha". Mexifornia denizens are required to dispose of their e-waste in designated toxic disposal centers. But, since those are few and far between, these braindead bureaucrats will do what comes naturally and fine e-waste edict violators for failing to obey a virtually impossible regulation. JANUARY 2006
Left Coast News Nuggets Source: Pagan Scribbler Shallow Thoughts [01/25/06] Dressed for Success?
Violators will be warned, once, then fined $5,000 - payable immediately - if they press their luck a second time. Is anyone shocked that the E3Expo's director is female? I doubt it. Rumors that this booty-phobic wench will require booth babes to wear a burka can't be confirmed at press time. Just What I Never Knew I Needed As annoying this Colonista pandering is - and it's very goddamn annoying - there is a silver lining. What silver lining? Actually, there are two. First, L.A.'s city hall dwelling, Colonista pain in the butt could, prematurely, become Amerika's Colonista pain-in-the butt if the Donkey Clan decides to elevate this grinning, photo-op loving fool to Capitol Hill Colonista. Second, and more important, W could lose his place on daddy Vincente' Fox's lap to the Donkey Clan's rising Colonista star. As a direct result, W could - we know it's a longshot - remember, belatedly, that he's President of the United States, not El Presidente of Mexico. It's not much, but we'll take it. Minutemen Declared "Too Political" For Parade The private group that stages the annual Patriot's Day Parade in Laguna Beach (Mexifornia) landed in the spotlight when they turned down an application from two members of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps to enter a float in this year's parade. Spouting drivel about rules that ban politics - and religion - from the festivities, the committee that runs this parade turned down the application, stating that the group and its founder Jim Gilchrist were much too political for their parade. Just a tad annoyed, Jim Gilchrist is vowing to take the parade purveyors to court:
Is the group running the parade acting hypocritical? Probably, but it's their parade and they can set any rules they want. In this case, despite this pagan scribbler's steadfast support for the Minutemen in general and Gilchrist in particular, I think that Jim and his shysters should back off. Call me names if you must, but I call them as I see them, even when I don't like the way it turns out. Turmoil In Southern Mexifornia "The Orange County talk is cheap. I want to see how arresting a young 18-year-old girl trying to get a job goes down when robbery and burglary calls for service aren't being responded to. The public will say, 'We've had enough of this.' Let the federal government do its job." (L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca) L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca and L.A. Police Chief William Bratton have their noses out of joint because two Orange County (Mexifornia) police agencies have decided to send their officers to receive special training that will allow them to enforce federal immigration laws. Unlike the City of Angels that continues to turn a blind eye to the Colonistas who infest L.A. in overwhelming numbers, the Costa Mesa (Mexifornia) Police Department and the Orange County Sheriff's Department are willing to do what they can to rid their patrol areas of border jumping scumbags who break this nation's laws. If L.A. officials insist on letting illegal alien street gangs - like the notoriously violent MS-13 thugs from El Salvador - take over that's on their heads. PIG News salutes these two Orange County police agencies for doing what they can to get violent border jumping scumbags kicked out of our country. Berkeley In The Crosshairs Free speech is not as venerated in Beserkely as it was back in the '60's. Well, it's still venerated, unless you belong to a seafaring cabal within the Boy Scouts of America, called the Sea Scouts. Outraged by the Sea Scouts' rules that ban GLAAD BAAG or Atheist members, Beserkely's city council accused the group of violating the city's anti-discrimination policies then revoked free docking privileges for the Berkeley Sea Scouts at the city's marina. Instead, the Sea Scouts are forced to pony up $500 a month to dock sea going craft. The Sea Scouts tried to circumvent the city's antics by adopting a "don't ask, don't tell policy" but that didn't fly, so, after going back and forth with city hacks for a while, the Sea Scouts enlisted support from the Pacific Legal Foundation and took the city to court. After losing court battles the lower courts and the 1st District Court of Appeals, the Sea Scouts are poised to state their case in front of the Golden State's Supreme Court. The forces assembled to fight them include Mexifornia's Attorney General Bill Lockyer, the City of San Francisco, the ACLU and the Anti-Defamation League. Good luck, Sea Scouts, you're going to need it. An Enriching Business Concept A City of Angels based capitalist named Brad Salzman decided to make life terminally thrilling by hiring aspiring models and actress hotties then dressing them in bikinis, mini skirts or lingerie to park your ride. Brad's idea is so enriching he expects to ring up $3,000,000 in sales in 2006 and is aiming at $14,000,000 by 2010. Brad's primary clientele are movie stars, producers and other entertainment industry players who can request a variety of parking hottie uniforms: lingerie, bikinis, capri pants, camisoles and mini skirts. Brad keeps it street legal by explicitly banning nudity or topless uniforms. Brad Saltzman is, at present, doing his parking lot beautification in the City of Angels, but he's already planning to expand his business to San Francisco, Las Vegas, San Diego and Phoenix. PIG likes Brad's style so much we just coronated him as our first Capitalist of the Week. DECEMBER 2005
Nanny State Setback in Mexifornia Source: News Max [12/24] A Mexifornia law that would "protect" tykes under age 18 from being exposed to violent video games starting on January 1, 2006 got derailed in federal court this week. Determining that the two parties challenging the law - the Video Software Dealers Association and the Entertainment Software Association - "were likely to succeed" in their lawsuit, U.S. District Court Judge Ronald Whyte granted the two parties a preliminary injunction. It's the fifth time in six years that a federal court struck down state and local laws that impose restrictions on the sale of video games to minors. The law in question paints a bull's-eye on the capitalist who sell the games, plus those who manufacture them, by imposing fines and labeling requirements. The promoters of these Nanny State regulations insist that - stop me if you've heard this one before - "it's for the children". Blame Shifting The Facts: The driver, Douglas Domel, admits that he'd been drinking, was driving too fast and tried to negotiate a curve with excessive speed. His car skidded off the road, hit a dirt berm, making his sports car roll over. An hour after the accident, Dougie's blood alcohol level was still an elevated 0.06, making him street legal, but, obviously unsafe behind the wheel of his high powered ride. Who he's blaming: Newhall Land and Farming Company: a firm that is doing some road construction at the site of the accident. The dirt berm which is 10 to 20 feet off the road is there for flood control purposes, but Dougie is suing them anyway because their berm made his ride roll over. The city of Santa Clarita: Why? Deep, taxpayer pockets of course. He claims the posted speed limit is 50, but city offials, and those at Newhall Land says it's 10 in the construction zone. Dougie blames the city for his stupidity. Chrysler Corportation: The 2001 Dodge Viper he was driving so recklessly, is responsible for his accident, some damn how. Why? More deep pockets. The Likely Outcome: Since a court allowed the lawsuit to proceed, one or more of the deep pockets will pay this lead-footed asshat, just to make him go the hell away. Arnold Bitch-Slaps Graz "In all likelihood, during my term as governor, I will have to make similar and equally difficult [clemency] decisions. To spare the responsible politicians of the city of Graz further concern, I withdraw from them as of this day the right to use my name in association with the Liebenauer Stadium." (Arnold Schwarzenegger) When Mexifornia's action hero governor refused to grant quadruple murderer Tookie Williams clemency, he did more than ruin Tookum's whole day. In addition to "thrilling" the usual suspects - Mike Farrell, Je$$e, and every Ethnocrat meathead in the no longer "Golden" State - he set off a political firestorm in his Austrian birthplace, Graz. When Tookums got what he so richly deserved, certain Graz pinheads started circulating a petition to have Arnold's name removed from the city's sports stadium. Big, big fun. Unwilling to put up with that crap from these Austrian whiners, Arnold beat them to the punch with a letter to the city's political hacks. In addition to demanding that they remove his name from the stadium, right damn now, Arnold also ordered the city of Graz to stop using his name in "to advertise or promote the city of Graz in any way". Making his feelings perfectly clear, Arnold returned the "ring of honor" that the city gave him in 1999:
This pagan scribbler has no idea how you say "bite me" in Austria, but, obviously, Arnold does. For defending his decison so forcefully, Arnold is in the running for our Hero of the Week honors. Update: We have two follow-up quotes on the Arnold "Bite me, Graz" epic: Mayor of Graz '...Siegfried Nagl, mayor of the southern city of Graz, said he dashed off a letter to Schwarzenegger pleading with him not to return a ring of honor bestowed on him by officials in his birthplace in 1999 and reassuring him that most residents still admire him. "I hope that very soon we'll hear you say, 'I'll be back,'"...' (AP) Arnold "Graz will not have problems in the future with my decisions as governor of California, because officially nothing connects us any more. The death penalty is law here, and I have to uphold the law of the land and the will of the people." PIG Fixing Mexifornia's Prisons Thanks to a recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling, Mexifornia's prison crowding problem is on a crash course to a bloody resolution. The fun started in February of 2005, when the nation's highest court ruled that Mexifornia's practice of racially segregating inmates didn't pass Constitutional muster. In a legal settlement that was concluded this week, Mexifornia's prison authorities agreed to stop assigning prisoners cells based on race. Here's the official spin, for those who obsess on such trivia:
Under this scheme Mexican Mafia gang bangers might get lucky and wind up bunking in with a Crips. A skinhead could end up in a cell with a Blood. What could possibly go wrong? Another Mexifornia Boondoggle It's a damn shame that Mexifornia's liberal scumbags - especially those in certain tree hugging cabals - don't read PIG News. Why? Because, if they did, they'd be up to speed on the way cities like Los Gatos ripoff homeowners who install solar power gear on their homestead ("Nanny State Greed" 12/05/05). Blissfully ignorant of these facts, these tree hugging dweebs spout drivel about cleaning the air, while they try to bribe Mexifornia taxpayers into going solar. As bribes go, this one is spiffy, because, for starters, the taxpayers are being bribed with their own stolen money. The generous to a fault - with somebody else's money - environmental activists call this steal from Peter to pay Paul scheme "The California Solar Initiative":
The last damn thing Mexifornia needs - or can afford - is another taxpayer funded, Nanny State intrusion into the marketplace. But, don't try to tell that to the pinheads who see the Nanny State as the be all, end all when it comes to resolving any perceived problem. If you bribe people into buying solar power through subsidies, the capitalists who make solar power gear have no incentive to find ways to give the consumer a better product for less money. This fact is demonstrated perfectly, by the costs and quality of higher education. Higher education is, largely, subsidized and, as a direct result, the costs keep rising while the quality of the education keeps decreasing. The Ivory Towers have no marketplace incentive to lower costs or improve the product, because the Nanny State keeps throwing more money at them. Computers, on the other hand, are not subsidized, but, thanks to marketplace forces, computers keep getting better, faster, and much more powerful while the prices keep coming down. Solar power will, in the fullness of time, come into its own, without any Nanny State interference. Sooner or later, as other energy costs keep rising, solar power will reach critical mass, because, comparatively speaking, it will be - bang for the buck wise - a sound, money-saving investment. This change will happen when profit-seeking capitalists find innovative ways to provide a better product at a lower cost. The Nanny State needs to butt the hell out and let the marketplace do what comes naturally. Nanny State Greed Silicon Valley dwelling homeowners who decide to save money on their energy bill by installing solar panels are in for a rude awakening. It won't get fun until they seek the relevant permits from city bureaucrats. The first fun fact they encounter is that some city hacks make the permit process long, complicated and deliberately discouraging. The second, more annoying, fact is that some city hacks nail you with such hefty fees that the anticipated energy cost savings are gutted. According to a survey by a Mexifornia chapter of the Sierra Club, the fees range from a modest $50 to an eye-popping $1,620. The difference in price has to do with the fee methodology. All those cities on the low end charge a flat rate. Those in the nose bleed range assess fees based on the value of the solar panels and asinine "costs" associated with the permit process. For the "official" view on these fees, we present this bureaucratic bloviating:
Your costs are self-inflicted, assclown. Maybe if you pulled your head out of your butt, you could streamline your bureaucracy the way San Jose has. Their "costs" are a mere $220, and they employ several full time solar panel inspectors. Better still, they manage to get the permit issued within minutes, instead of the weeks/months in your lefty-infested blight. Setting aside all the spin doctored drivel that high fee blights like Los Gatos ($1,287) and Millbrae ($1,620) spout, we get back to the burning, inalienable liberty question: why should a homeowner be forced to pay this extortion to the city? Why should he pay to make an improvement on his own property that does not impact the city, or his neighbors in any meaningful way? Afterthought: Mexifornia Judges' New Scheme Mexifornia's judges borrowed a page from the Mexifornia legicrat playbook and devised a scheme that would immunize them from the political slings and arrows launched by outraged citizens. Their scam has two primary goals: locked in budgets and enhanced job security. Here are a few of the fetid facts:
This "we want our cut, damn it", scheme could land on the Mexifornia ballot as a proposed amendment to the state constitution. Before that can happen these black robes need to coerce two-thirds of the state legislature into approve it. Bold New Concept. Gutless In Mexifornia Throughout his long political hack career, a Mexifornia punk named John Campbell, routinely, appeared on KFI's top rated John and Ken show. He checked in with the colorful boom box duo because he liked the name recognition he got from appearing on L.A. radio's 800 pound broadcasting gorilla. Campbell continued that trend during the initial phase of his campaign to win the 48th congressional district's vacant seat, by appearing at a pre-election debate hosted by John and Ken. That was then, but things have changed. After he failed to win the seat outright, John promised to appear at a second KFI-hosted debate scheduled for the eve of the election. It would give him a chance to face off with his primary rival for the seat, Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist, one last time before the voters punched those chads. Subsequently, as his lead over his rivals widened, John went girlie and dumped the KFI hosted debate so he could appear on the low rated talk show hosted by VRWC Kool-Aid drinker Emeritus, Hugh Hewitt. Why face a John and Ken interrogation when he could field softball questions from an Elephant Clan toady like Hewitt? When Campbell pleaded his inability to appear on both shows, due to time and travel considerations, KFI offered to fly him to the debate by helicopter. He refused. They also offered to reset the time for the debate to give him a chance to participate. Again, he refused. They offered to let him participate by phone, or from their studio, but he refused that too. He refused because he's a gutless political punk whose record on border jumping scumbags doesn't stand up to close scrutiny. The last damn thing he wants on election eve is a John and Ken grilling over his border jumping scumbag coddling voting record:
Baring some parting of the Red Sea class miracle, this border jumping scumbag coddling, Davie Dreier clone weasel will win the open 48th Congressional District seat. That might thrill the Elephant Clan open borders cabal, but it's the last damn thing that Mexifornia wants or needs. John Campbell isn't everything that's wrong with the Elephant Clan, but he's a top contender for "why Amerika is screwed" poster punk. |
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