EDUCRAP | EARN EXTRA CREDIT IN PIG'S STUDENT LOUNGE

EXTRA CREDIT

Unlike the P.C. Commandants that run your school, PIG welcomes you to relate your experiences. We will accept essays, comments, cartoons, illustrations, or just general information about the climate of your particular campus/stalag/gulag. Please respond to: [email protected]

Who needs to visit PIG's Student Lounge? Anyone who answers 'yes' to one or more of these questions:

  • Is campus correctness out of control at
    your school or university?

  • Is your school run more like a gulag
    than an institute of higher learning?

  • Do you sense you are leaving the
    United States and forfeiting your
    Constitutional rights every time you
    set foot on campus?

  • Do you feel like going postal because
    your campus supports and encourages
    "certain" self-segregating student groups
    or unions, while denouncing others, all
    in the name of diversity?

  • Does victim coddling campus crap like
    'diversity training', 'sensitivity training'
    and Ethnic/Gender Studies get on your
    last raw nerve?

  • Still pissed over your First Amendment
    Rights getting Hijacked by Draconian,
    ruthlessly enforced campus speech codes?

  • Does your school perpetrate an agenda to
    silence and repress you into blind obedience,
    rather than educate and expose you to an
    intellectual diversity that includes unrestricted
    ideas, dialogue and opinion?

We feel your pain. Unlike jackbooted liberals, we don't stop there, we want to help. PIG is offering extra credit for any/all students that submit their personal experiences with overly oppressive campus Korrectnik's and their policies. You won't be getting any gold stars or happy face stickers from your instructors, but your submission to PIG will allow you the opportunity to expose political correctness at your school, tell the world just why P.C. doesn't work, get published in PIG, and have fun at the expense of your brain dead teachers and fellow students.

That is why PIG is proud to provide to you, the PIG Student Lounge. Our student Lounge is a safe haven for any student regardless of race, color, age, tribe, ethnicity, gender, religion, political party, criminal background, credit-rating, shoe size or socioeconomic level, who has been, or one day will be, affected, angered, alienated, offended, censored, subjected to, or amused by political correctness. Here, students can relax, have a smoke, read magazines that objectify women, books that bash liberals, socialists, Korrectniks and their peacenik professors, freely support our war efforts, throw darts at pictures of their ex-favorite movie and TV stars and Che Gueverra, tell "insensitive" jokes about the various self-segregating studies programs, and freely discuss (write to PIG) what exactly sticks in their craw about P.C. on your campus/gulag/stalag. Hell, you can even form your own dodgeball team, free of any Title IX restrictions.

Be warned. While PIG salutes you for coming out of the P.C. closet with a hearty two-thumbs up, you will be sure to incur the wrath of correctly cloned students and teachers alike.

E-Mail Comments To: [email protected]

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