Congratulations! You've got your degree without loitering around the local college campus for 4 years. It's time to call mommy and daddy and tell them to make room on the refrigerator, because you are now a graduate of PIG's Ethnic/Gender Studies program. All without costing you, your folks, or the taxpayer's one thin dime.

This degree is more than symbolic, It's downloadable! Use it for whatever benefit you think it may have. It makes a hell of a fishwrap! It's also a great cat box liner. Who knows. Maybe one day you'll start up your own Victim-'Hood. But in the meantime...

Yes, I do want fries with that, and, don't forget my damn Pepsi!!!